I know, I know, I'm talking about poop again but this stuff is fascinating. So as you know Elias has been having, or should I say lacking bowel movements lately. It had been over a week since his last one. I called the doc to make sure it was okay and they said as long as he wasn't uncomfortable, was passing gas (very, very stinky gas I might add) and was eating, all was good. Well today we hit the motherload.
First I smelled something. Like an idiot I stuck my finger in his diaper. Now I'll add for the past eight days I've been smelling something and nothing was there so I was actually glad when it came back poopy. I went to change his diaper and call Daddy to tell him we had a poop. When I finally opened the diaper I saw it was a small one. I thought something is better than nothing. As I wiped and put another diaper underneath it started. The poop flowed like a soft serve ice cream machine.
Needless to say, five diapers later he was done. Thankfully, I told Brad, I caught it before it all went in ONE diaper. We would have had a very messy baby on our hands.
Funny thing is I weighed myself this morning (five pounds lighter than when I got pregnant thank you very much) and then added him and the scaled said he weighed 11 pounds. After the poop, 10!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Motherload.
Posted by Carly at 5:51 PM
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Ha! I'm glad to know he finally unloaded on you! ONE POUND? That's kind of unreal for a little guy. I like your soft serve image. I'll never eat that shit again (no pun intended)
It's like a infant version of 'two girls one cup'.
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